♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE ♪
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP ♪
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR ♪
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
♪ THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY ♪
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
♪ THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
I'M SORRY, HEATHCLIFF.
YOU CAN'T TAKE A GIRL TO THE SAME OLD PLACES ALL THE TIME.
IT GETS BORING, AND I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO.
AW, COME ON, SONIA. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
WHY, JUST LAST WEEK--
I DON'T WANT TO DISCUSS IT ANYMORE.
UNLESS YOU CAN COME UP WITH SOMETHING DIFFERENT AND ROMANTIC,
WE'RE THROUGH.
THROUGH? AH, WOMEN.
[HUMMING]
AH, WHENEVER I'M STARTING TO FEEL DOWN,
I CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON OLD SPIKE TO COME AROUND TO CHEER ME UP.
[HUMMING]
YAHOO!
YAH!
YIPPEE! RIDE 'EM, COWCAT! YAHOOEE!
GET ALONG, LITTLE DOGIE!
YIP-YIP-YIP-YIPPEE! OH!
HEY, LET GO!
AH, DON'T GET EXCITED, PAL.
WE DON'T WANT NO TROUBLE.
THE CATFATHER WANTS TO SEE YOU.
THE CATFATHER? WHO'S THE CATFATHER?
THE CATFATHER'S OUR BOSS. WE'RE NEW TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD,
AND HE'S HEARD A LOT ABOUT YOU, SEE.
YOU GOT QUITE A REPUTATION, HEATHCLIFF.
HE WAS WONDERING, IF IT ISN'T TOO MUCH TROUBLE,
PERHAPS YOU COULD MEET WITH HIM.
WHEN?
NOW.
OK. I'LL SEE WHAT HE HAS TO SAY. LET'S GO.
AH, YOU MUST BE MEATCLIFF. I HEARD A LOT ABOUT YOU.
THAT'S HEATHCLIFF, NOT MEATCLIFF.
WHATEVER. LISTEN, BEEFCLIFF,
I GOT SOMETHING I WANT YOU TO DO FOR ME.
THAT'S HEATHCLIFF, NOT BEEFCLIFF,
NOT MEATCLIFF-- HEATHCLIFF.
UH-OH. OH, HEY, SORRY.
SOMETIMES I DON'T HEAR SO GOOD.
ANYWAY, LEAFCLIFF,
I GOT THIS LITTLE PROBLEM.
I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU COULD HELP ME OUT.
YOU SEE, I'M A VERY WELL-LIKED CAT.
CATS ARE ALWAYS GIVING ME THINGS,
LIKE RUBBER MICE, FISH, MILK, YOU KNOW, THINGS I LIKE.
WHILE THIS IS VERY NICE, IT ALSO CREATES A PROBLEM.
BEING NEW TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD,
WE DON'T KNOW OUR WAY AROUND SO GOOD,
WHILE I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU KIND OF RUN THIS TOWN, THREECLIFF.
I WAS HOPING YOU'D AGREE TO COLLECT THESE GIFTS FOR ME.
WHY SHOULD I? WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME?
OH, PARDON. DIDN'T I MENTION?
I CAN'T USE ALL THESE GIFTS MYSELF.
I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU COULD TAKE SOME OF THEM OFF MY HANDS,
YOU KNOW, FOR YOUR TROUBLE.
HMM. OK, PAL. I CAN LIVE WITH THAT.
YOU GOT YOURSELF A DEAL.
OK, LARGE LOUIE, GIVE HIM THE LIST.
I'LL GET ON THIS RIGHT AWAY, BUDDY. SEE YOU AROUND.
HEY, CATFATHER, WHAT'S WITH THIS "PRESENT" ROUTINE?
AH, LITTLE JOEY, I COULDN'T TELL HIM
WHY THE CATS IS REALLY GIVING US THESE THINGS.
YEAH, BOSS. ANY CATS WHAT DON'T PAY UP, WE TAKES CARE OF THEM.
THAT'S RIGHT, LARGE LOUIE.
THAT HEATHCLIFF'S TOO SMART FOR THAT.
TABBY MAGIRK, NEXT ON THE LIST.
AH, HEATHCLIFF, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YA?
HI, TABBY. NOTHING FOR ME.
I'M DOING A FAVOR FOR A GUY.
A FAVOR?
YEAH. YOUR NAME'S ON THIS LIST I GOT FROM THE CATFATHER.
THE CATFATHER? YAH!
OH, THIS CATFATHER SURE IS A POPULAR GUY.
THE CATFATHER.
HEY, FELLAS, I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU.
WOW! HEATHCLIFF, WHERE'D YOU GET ALL THE LOOT?
OH, THEY'RE NOT FOR ME. THEY'RE FOR THE CATFATHER.
All: THE CATFATHER?!
GEE, THANKS, BOYS. YOU WERE THE LAST 3 ON MY LIST.
OH, HEATHCLIFF, NOW, THIS IS ROMANTIC.
HAVE A SEAT, MY DEAR.
DINNER WILL BE READY IN A MOMENT.
THANK YOU, HEATHIE.
MMM, THIS MEAL WAS DELICIOUS.
HEY, SONIA, I GOT YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING.
OH, HEATHCLIFF, IT'S SO CUTE!
[GIGGLING]
EVERYTHING WOULD BE JUST PERFECT
IF IT WASN'T FOR THAT AWFUL NEW CAT IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
WHAT CAT?
WHY, THE CATFATHER, OF COURSE.
HE'S BEEN GOING AROUND
AND MAKING ALL THE CATS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
GIVE HIM PRESENTS OR ELSE.
OR ELSE WHAT?
YOU KNOW, AND THERE'S SOME TERRIBLE CAT COLLECTING FOR HIM.
THAT CAT WOULD HAVE TO BE AN AWFUL INDIVIDUAL
TO WORK FOR SOMEONE LIKE THAT.
[MUMBLING]
TRYING TO PUT ONE OVER ON OLD HEATHCLIFF, EH?
[YELLING]
HELLO, BOYS.
DON'T BE IN SUCH A HURRY.
YOU BOYS ARE ABOUT TO HELP ME SAVE MY REPUTATION.
UH, HI, BIG GUY.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
[STUTTERING] UH, CATFATHER, WE WERE SENT HERE
TO GIVE YOU A MESSAGE FROM A VERY BIG IMPORTANT SCARY GUY.
YOU GOT A MESSAGE FOR ME? LET ME HAVE IT.
[AHEM]
"DEAR CATFATHER, IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION
THAT YOU HAVE ENCROACHED UPON MY TERRITORY"--
GET TO THE POINT!
YEAH. "UNDER THE AFORESAID CONDITIONS,
"YOU ARE HEREBY ORDERED TO VACATE THESE PREMISES,
"AND YOURSELF AND YOUR SCRAGGLY COHORTS
ARE NOTIFIED YOU HAVE ONE HOUR TO PACK UP AND LEAVE TOWN."
SIGNED, "THE HEATHFATHER."
HUH? I DON'T KNOW ANY HEATHFATHER,
BUT MY BOYS ARE GOING TO GIVE YOU BOYS
A MESSAGE TO TAKE BACK TO HIM. GET THEM, BOYS!
WE'RE LEAVING, OR WE'RE GRIEVING.
[BREATHING HARD]
[YELLING]
FOLLOW THEM.
Hector: RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
[ALL GASP]
THE HEATHFATHER.
IN PERSON.
SO YOU'RE THE MEATFATHER.
THAT'S HEATHFATHER! HEATHFATHER!
AND YOU'RE THROUGH IN THIS TOWN.
THE PARTY'S OVER, RATFATHER!
THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK.
THE PARTY IS JUST BEGINNING.
[HISSING AND MEOWING]
RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
BOWLING FOR GANGSTERS.
THIS OUGHT TO ROUND OUT YOUR DAY.
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST...
THE FATFATHER.
OH, NO!
YEESH!
BOUNCY, BOUNCY, BAD GUYS.
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR TRYING TO FOOL OLD HEATHCLIFF.
BEEFCLIFF!
BEEFCLIFF'S THE MEATFATHER!
"BEEFCLIFF"? "MEATFATHER"?
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
IT'S A LONG STORY.
Catfather: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! IT WAS LEAFCLIFF!
IT WAS LEAFCLIFF ALL ALONG!
AND A SCRATCHING POST FOR TIGER.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, TABBY.
IT'S ALL THERE.
WELL, THAT LOOKS LIKE THE LAST OF THE THINGS
THE CATFATHER TOOK, HEATHCLIFF.
Sonia: OH, HEATHCLIFF.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME TO MY HOUSE
AND PLAY WITH THE MECHANICAL MOUSE YOU GAVE ME?
WELL, SONIA, IT REALLY WASN'T MINE TO GIVE IN THE FIRST PLACE,
ALTHOUGH I COULD ALWAYS MAKE ITS OWNER AN OFFER HE CAN'T REFUSE.
[CHUCKLING]
[MICE SQUEAKING]
I CAN'T HACK IT.
WILL YOU STOP THAT RACKET
SO I CAN WRITE MY POEM IN A PEACEFUL HOME?
[YELLING]
YOU WRECKED MY CONCENTRATION.
DON'T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN!
[LAUGHING]
AND YOU GUYS BETTER SHAPE UP,
OR I'M GOING TO TRADE YOU IN
FOR SOME ORANGES, UNDERSTAND?
[EVIL LAUGHTER]
LOOK AT THOSE SHUCKERS
PRACTICING FOR THAT BENEFIT SHOW.
WHAT A BUNCH OF CLOWNS.
YEAH, BRUNO, I JUST CAN'T STAND CLOWNS, DUMMIES, AND DO-GOODERS.
SPEAKING OF DUMMIES, HERE COMES THE KING OF THE BUNCH.
BRUNO, WHY IS IT YOU NEVER TALK TO ME?
YOU'RE JUST TOO QUIET, YOU KNOW THAT, BOY?
AT LEAST MAKE A SOUND OR SOMETHING.
CLAP. LET ME KNOW YOU'RE THERE.
AH, LOOK WHAT I GOT FOR DESSERT...
CREAM PIE!
ME FIRST!
GIVE ME.
OOH!
YUM YUM YUM.
Mongo: WHAT KIND IS IT, HECTOR, BANANA CREAM OR VANILLA CREAM?
SOUR CREAM. HAVE SOME.
Wordsworth: UH-OH.
IT WAS MEANT FOR HECTOR!
[LAUGHING]
OH!
Mongo: HEY, EVERYBODY, I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT DIDN'T GET HIT WITH A PIE.
HOW ABOUT THAT?
Cleo: I THINK YOU'LL REALLY LIKE THE JUNKYARD CATS.
THEY'RE THE KIND OF CATS WHO CAN SET A GOOD EXAMPLE
FOR YOUR BOYS CLUB TO FOLLOW,
YOU KNOW, INTELLIGENT, MATURE, GOOD SPORTS.
GEE, I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET THEM.
WAIT TILL I TELL THE REST OF THE GUYS.
[AHEM]
WHAT A PLEASANT SURPRISE.
MAY I REMIND ALL OF YOU
THAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE PRACTICING
YOUR ROUTINES FOR THE BENEFIT SHOW.
WE WERE. WE THOUGHT WE'D TAKE A BREAK AND HAVE SOME PIE.
I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND, BUT CAN WE GET GOING?
I'M REALLY ANXIOUS TO MEET THOSE JUNKYARD CATS.
BOBO, THESE ARE THE JUNKYARD CATS.
INTELLIGENT? MATURE?
FELLAS, THIS IS BOBO FROM THE BOYS CLUB.
GLAD TO MEET YOU.
HIYA, BOBO.
HELLO, BOBO.
ON BEHALF OF THE BOYS CLUB,
I'D LIKE TO THANK YOU
FOR YOUR UPCOMING PARTICIPATION IN THE BENEFIT SHOW.
OUR PLEASURE, KID. SHOULD BE A GAS.
[BURP]
EXCUSE ME.
I'M GLAD YOU'RE MADE OF STERNER STUFF THAN THAT WIMP BOBO.
TO SWIPE ALL THE FISH DONATIONS AT THE BENEFIT SHOW
WILL TAKE COORDINATION AND SPLIT-SECOND TIMING.
IF ANYBODY WILL TRY TO STOP US,
IT'LL BE THOSE DOPEY JUNKYARD CATS.
WHAT WE GOT TO DO IS PUT THEM OUT OF COMMISSION
BEFORE THEY RUIN THE BIG SWIPE.
LET'S GO.
NOW, THAT'S WHAT I LIKE--ENTHUSIASM.
DROP THE TELESCOPE ANYWHERE AND COME SEE THIS.
[SPLASH]
MY SECRET WEAPON.
[WHISTLES]
OK, BOYS, THE PEANUTS ARE INSIDE.
BRUNO, IT'S TIME I TOLD YOU ABOUT MY BRILLIANT PLAN.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
GO!
DON'T GET HELP LIKE THAT ANYMORE.
THEY'RE FAST, AND THEY WORK FOR PEANUTS.
[ALL GASP]
[CHEERING]
WHERE'S THE FISH? WE'RE BEHIND SCHEDULE.
BRUNO, CHECK THE OPENING.
INTO THE WAGON, YOU DUMMY.
FISH,A POEM BY WORDSWORTH W. WORDSWORTH.
[AHEM]
"FISH ARE GOOD. FISH ARE FINE.
"I CAN EAT FISH ALL THE TIME.
"I LIKE THEM BIG. I LIKE THEM SMALL.
I'M NOT FUSSY. I LIKE THEM ALL."
[CHEERING]
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SO MUCH FISH?
I NEED 5 VOLUNTEERS TO TRY AND LIFT THIS BARBELL.
NO WAY. UH-UH.
[CROWD GASPS]
NO HANDS.
[CHEERING]
OOPS! YAH!
[CHUCKLING]
[CHEERING]
I'M VERY PROUD. YOU WERE ALL SO FANTASTIC.
OK, YOU BANANAS, DON'T LET IT GO TO YOUR HEADS.
WE STILL GOT ALL THAT FISH TO LOAD UP.
Cat: HI, GUYS. LONG TIME NO SEE.
Riff Raff: IF IT AIN'T BORIS.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE STILL IN THE JOINT.
THEY LET ME OUT ON GOOD BEHAVIOR,
AND SPEAKING OF GOOD BEHAVIOR,
I WANT TO DO A GOOD DEED.
FEELING WELL, BORIS?
THIS DOESN'T SOUND LIKE YOU.
I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU WHERE THERE'S A FRESH LOAD OF FISH.
A LOT OF KIDDIES CAN BE FED FOR A LONG TIME ON THIS LOAD.
WHAT DO YOU SAY? MY DONATION TO THE BENEFIT SHOW.
OH, OK. I SUPPOSE IT CAN'T HURT TO TAKE A LOOK.
IN YOU GO, BOYS. YOU START UNLOADING
WHILE I HUSTLE UP SOME TRANSPORTATION.
WE DON'T SEE NOTHING.
IT'S RIGHT AT THE BACK--
FRESH HALIBUT JUST IN FROM THE COAST.
Riff Raff: WHERE? I DON'T SEE ANY HALIBUT.
GO FARTHER!
Hector: WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS?
Mongo: I'M SCARED!
Riff Raff: WHAT'S GOING ON?
Wordsworth: WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO?
WHAT TIMING. SO LONG, SUCKERS.
HAVE A NICE TRIP.
Mongo: HEY, LET US OUT.
Riff Raff: LET US OUT!
WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?
IF YOU ASK ME, HE'S GOING TO SWIPE
ALL THE FISH AT THE BENEFIT SHOW.
WE GOT TO STOP HIM.
HOW DO WE GET OUT OF HERE?
Wordsworth: UH-OH.
HELLO, SIR. COULD YOU BE SO KIND
AS TO SHOW US THE WAY OUT?
All: YOW!
[HORN BLOWING]
EVERYBODY JUMP!
I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANYTHING WITH HORNS EVER AGAIN.
OH, NO!
Mongo: MAYBE HE'S FRIENDLY.
All: YIIII!
WATCH OUT FOR THAT BIG BULLY!
A JOB WELL DONE.
THE BIG SWIPE WILL GO DOWN IN THE HISTORY BOOKS.
LET'S ROLL.
YOW!
CAN I HAVE 2 VOLUNTEERS FOR THE CREAM-PIE THROWING CONTEST?
FIRE!
[LAUGHTER]
THE BOYS CLUB WISHES TO THANK THE JUNKYARD CATS
FOR THEIR PARTICIPATION IN THE BENEFIT SHOW.
ALL OF US HERE TODAY HAVE LEARNED SOMETHING FROM THEM.
I KNOW I HAVE.
[LAUGHTER]
ONE OF THE THINGS YOU'LL NOTICE ABOUT DOGS
IS THEY DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH
DOGS UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEAN BY THE TONE OF YOUR VOICE
AS MUCH AS BY WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
OK PUPPY, SIT.
ALWAYS WHEN YOU GIVE COMMANDS, USE YOUR NORMAL VOICE
AND BE FIRM.
BAD DOG. GET BACK IN YOUR DOG HOUSE.
IF YOU WANT TO CORRECT YOUR DOG, USE A QUICK LOW VOICE.
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